On my 12th day of Christmas...
We had  our family Christmas today. It was wonderful! So great to be home with family! We looked up the 12 days of Christmas and the meaning behind it. My sister and Bobby were like, "Why would you get your true love 9 ladies dancing?" That's like getting dancing girls. Ha... now it makes sense!
You're all familiar with the Christmas song, "The Twelve Days of
 Christmas" I think. To most it's a delightful nonsense rhyme
 set to music. But it had a quite serious purpose when it was written.
It is a good deal more than just a repetitious melody with pretty
 phrases and a list of strange gifts.
Catholics in England during the period 1558 to 1829, when Parliament
 finally emancipated Catholics in England, were
 prohibited from ANY practice of their faith by law - private OR public.
 It was a crime to BE a Catholic. 
"The Twelve Days of Christmas" was written in England as one of the
 "catechism songs" to help young Catholics learn the
 tenets of their faith - a memory aid, when to be caught with anything in
 *writing* indicating adherence to the Catholic faith
 could not only get you imprisoned, it could get you hanged, or shortened
 by a head - or hanged, drawn and quartered, a rather
 peculiar and ghastly punishment I'm not aware was ever practiced
 anywhere else. Hanging, drawing and quartering involved
 hanging a person by the neck until they had almost, but not quite,
 suffocated to death; then the party was taken down from the
 gallows, and disembowelled while still alive; and while the entrails
 were still lying on the street, where the executioners stomped
 all over them, the victim was tied to four large farm horses, and
 literally torn into five parts - one to each limb and the remaining
 torso.
The songs gifts are hidden meanings to the teachings of the faith. The
 "true love" mentioned in the song doesn't refer to an
 earthly suitor, it refers to God Himself. The "me" who receives the
 presents refers to every baptized person. The partridge in a
 pear tree is Jesus Christ, the Son of God. In the song, Christ is
 symbolically presented as a mother partridge which feigns
 injury to decoy predators from her helpless nestlings, much in memory of
 the expression of Christ's sadness over the fate of
 Jerusalem: "Jerusalem! Jerusalem! How often would I have sheltered thee
 under my wings, as a hen does her chicks, but thou
 wouldst not have it so..."
The other symbols mean the following:
2 Turtle Doves = The Old and New Testaments
3 French Hens = Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues
4 Calling Birds = the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
5 Golden Rings = The first Five Books of the Old Testament, the
 "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.
6 Geese A-laying = the six days of creation
7 Swans A-swimming = the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven
 sacraments
8 Maids A-milking = the eight beatitudes
9 Ladies Dancing = the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
10 Lords A-leaping = the ten commandments
11 Pipers Piping = the eleven faithful apostles
12 Drummers Drumming = the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's
 Creed
Well, that sums up my 12 days of Christmas. Everyone have a very Merry Christmas!!